I know you won’t read this, but HOLY CRAP YOUR FARTS STINK LIKE POT(like I want to throw up all over your stuff and not care about it stinky). And why must your fan be on and angled where it blows anything you pass out towards my side of the room. 

Also I like how your side of the room is pretty much 5/6 of this room, yes i’ve measured it, all of your crap is just lying on my side of the room, and when you’re out, I do give your stuff a good kick or two. SO HAHA. 

And please, stop rolling in our room, I don’t want to wake up seeing the cops in my room and searching everything because you possess a ridiculous amount of pot and alcohol in my room.

Thus I learned that whenver I should pot-luck again, I should wish for more luck instead of pot. 

-K